What Are Friends For? (1/2)
redbeautyftw: Pairing: Ruby and Belle (Red Beauty) Rating: T Feedback: Of course.. Please :) Summary: I got this from the “Imagine Your OTP” tag Imagine Person A of your OTP coming to Person B for help; another person has been hassling and annoying Person A to date them, and Person A wants Person B to be their boy/girlfriend in appearance to stave off the annoying person. Then they end up...
best-of-funny: championisjustatitle: ozwinozwald: inkerdoodle: When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/ you’re welcome X
…if you have a cat on the cover of a book, it will sell loads more copies. If...– Dianna Agron (via jennception)
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
best-of-funny: sleep-justsleep-wakeup: calliopestorres: HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US? HELP HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’ X
supernatural-black-hole: you-told-me-think-about-it: ohitsjustkim: fairgroundsoldier: 01012012: friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate and your grave and eating your next pizza this sums up all of tumblr X
missfullmetalgirl: meidokun: luckyspikes: glasmond: ascendmotherfucker: johnathanegbert: i found the video source Are you shitting me? WOAHT Hahah What the fuck? ahahhahahah this is gr8 xo i think someone get bored :D
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried